Issue 776 | The Daily Orwellian | Published March 9, 2025
A Running List of the Most Absurd Policies and Statements from the Democratic Party
As always, the list has to start somewhere…
1. Men in Women’s Sports
Biological males who “identify” as female must be allowed to compete against women in high school and college athletics. When pressed on camera to define what a “woman” is, Democrat politicians routinely fail to provide a coherent answer.
2. Parental Exclusion from Critical Decisions
Public schools are permitted to facilitate a child’s gender transition—through hormone treatments or even surgery—without parental notification or consent. Parents who raise concerns are often dismissed or labeled as threats.
3. The Cult of Wokeness
A moral crusade disguised as progress, “wokeness” prioritizes virtue signaling over rational discourse. Social justice warriors, often enraged and hostile, seek to dismantle traditional societal structures under the guise of fighting discrimination. Disagree, and you’re branded a bigot.
4. The Politically Mandated War on Language
Requiring individuals—teachers, employees, even waitstaff—to use a person’s “preferred pronouns” regardless of biological reality. Corporations enforce compliance by mandating pronoun displays in email signatures. This forced distortion of language is a demand for ideological submission, not respect.
5. DEI: The Redefinition of Racism
Under the banner of “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion,” the Left has successfully repackaged race-based policies, favoring identity over merit in hiring, education, and government positions. DEI is the antithesis of a meritocracy—it replaces ability with quotas and ideological conformity.
6. The Military as a Social Experiment
Rather than focusing on readiness and defense, the military is now a testing ground for identity politics. “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” has been replaced with taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgeries, LGBTQ-themed recruitment campaigns, and DEI mandates that prioritize ideology over national security.
7. Tampon Dispensers in Men’s Restrooms
Yes, this is real. In the name of inclusivity, certain institutions now require menstrual products in men’s bathrooms—even in facilities where no biological women are present.
8. Open Borders and Unchecked Migration
A de facto open border policy invites anyone into the country, no questions asked. The consequences: human trafficking, fentanyl overdoses, violent crime, and overwhelming financial burdens on local governments. While legal citizens are held to strict regulations, illegal migrants receive housing, medical care, and legal protection—often at taxpayer expense.
9. Voting Without ID
Despite requiring identification for everything from boarding a plane to buying alcohol, Democrats insist that voter ID laws are unnecessary and “racist.” Apparently, securing the integrity of elections is secondary to securing votes.
10. Abortion as Birth Control
Rather than debating the moral complexities of abortion, Democrats now advocate for termination up to the moment of birth—entirely at the discretion of the mother. The father has no legal say. The fact that an unborn child has distinct DNA, separate from both parents, is inconvenient to the narrative.
11. Sanctuary Cities: Defying Federal Law for Political Points
Mayors in “sanctuary cities” openly encourage illegal immigrants to settle in their jurisdictions, offering protection from federal law enforcement. The financial and social costs are conveniently offloaded onto legal residents.
12. The Everlasting War on the Wealthy
Tax the rich. Spend more. Repeat. Democrats never miss an opportunity to vilify wealth while simultaneously relying on its taxation to fund their bloated policies.
13. The Climate Change Cash Grab
Carbon taxes, green subsidies, and endless regulations on businesses—all justified by apocalyptic climate predictions that never materialize. Meanwhile, the same politicians who impose these laws continue to fly private and buy beachfront mansions.
14. Gun Control by the Uninformed
Legislators who don’t know the difference between a semi-automatic rifle and a fully automatic weapon continue drafting sweeping gun laws. Their solution? Disarm law-abiding citizens while criminals ignore the rules.
15. Economic Sabotage
Balancing the federal budget and reducing trade deficits should be basic governance. Instead, reckless spending, unsustainable debt, and bureaucratic expansion have become Democratic Party hallmarks.
16. The Weaponization of the Legal System
Using courts, lawsuits, and politically motivated prosecutions to target ideological opponents is now routine. Weaponized lawfare ensures that political battles are fought not just at the ballot box, but in the courtroom.
The Key Figures Behind the Decline
The Democratic Party’s radical transformation has been driven by self-proclaimed progressives, many of whom now openly embrace Marxist-inspired policies. Among the most influential:
- Chuck Schumer – The political opportunist who shifts with the wind.
- Adam Schiff – A master of baseless allegations and misinformation.
- Nancy Pelosi – The face of political elitism.
- Bernie Sanders – A socialist in capitalist clothing.
- Joe Biden – The figurehead; his handlers pull the strings.
- Barack Obama – The true mastermind behind the administration.
- Ilhan Omar – Anti-American rhetoric repackaged as activism.
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez – Ideology over intelligence.
- Ayanna Pressley – Identity politics incarnate.
- Rashida Tlaib – The perpetual grievance machine.
- Gavin Newsom – The model of failing governance.
- Pete Buttigieg – Transportation Secretary turned supply-chain disaster.
- Kamala Harris – The least prepared VP in modern history.
- Jay Inslee – Climate alarmist turned authoritarian.
- Elizabeth Warren – The self-proclaimed champion of the working class… from the ivory tower.
America is not a democracy. It is a constitutional republic. Those who claim otherwise are either misinformed or deliberately misleading.
The solution? Stop listening to the nonsense. Vote them out.
Google it: A Running List of the Dumbest Things Democrats Have Recently Done and Said
To be continued…